(verse)
I've been working out
But my parents think I'm high on crack cocaine
And I've been hanging out
I'm sure my friends all think I'm a pain
If I hung out with me I'm sure I'd think the same
My girlfriend she's the best
But I think she thinks that I'm insane
She doesn't exist so thats something
And I've been working out
But my parents think I'm on crack cocaine
If I was getting skinnier I'm sure they'd be okay with the pain and gain
(Chorus)
I spent enough times getting just alright at things that people think are fun
So let me show off
Just a little bit
I'm the jack of all trades but the master of none
(Verse)
I wanna shoot a gun
I've never shot a gun before
I quit smoking cigarettes
My health needs to be restored
I'm sure if I started again I'd be alright but I'd be a bore
I love alcohol
But I love being in control
My mind and my heart and my legs are all in a war
I wanna shoot a gun
Even though I've never shot a gun before
I only wanna shoot at cans those God damn bottles don't know what there in for
(Chorus)
I spent enough times getting just alright at things that people think are fun
So let me show off
Just a little bit
I'm the jack of all trades but the master of none
Third verse, same as the first
(verse)
I've been working out
But my parents think I'm high on crack cocaine
And I've been hanging out
I'm sure my friends all think I'm a pain
If I hung out with me I'm sure I'd think the same
My girlfriend she's the best
But I think she thinks that I'm insane
She doesn't exist so thats something
And I've been working out
But my parents think I'm on crack cocaine
If I was getting skinnier I'm sure they'd be okay with the pain and gain
(Chorus)
I spent enough times getting just alright at things that people think are fun
So let me show off
Just a little bit
I'm the jack of all trades but the master of none
credits
from You Could Do A Lot Worse,
released July 15, 2017
All music written and recorded by Dan Sacks
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